Somebody told me...

word has it that numerous plots have been launched to topple the tallest couple in school.

you know homecoming idol, kevin schultz? i heard that he may be disqualified on the count of him actually being a golden retriever.

the sixties era was surprisingly left out of next week's homecoming festivities. a reliable source within the school says that this decade was skipped since "nothing interesting whatsoever happened between Eisenhower and Watergate."

there was a gunfight in green house on thursday sometime between 2nd block and 3rd. and by guns, i mean sissy.

that's all the news for now. next up: personal information assumed through use of psychic