Guru says what?

Our acclaimed future events expert, the reverend Dr. Ravi Ganehen'ha, is in today to tell us about the coming weekend:
"The sun will boil the souls of the heathens who dont buy Franz Ferdinand's new album."
he added
"Sometimes the tiger eats you, and sometimes you die from the VD you caught after homecoming."
our short interview concluded with his message of peace to the people:
"What makes the blind man cry, and the deaf man giggle, must surely be tourettes."
amen to that reverend