Fun Facts and Vocab

Cartman:
Everybody has one. That one friend that nobody really likes, but they all put up with. Well, he sucks, and the longer you keep him around, the more people will hate you.

$5:
blowjobs cost this much if you're talking to a whore

Siamese Friends:
the two people you know that are never separated

Dumbasses:
you can detect them easily because they have little "wings" of hair coming out like they just wore a hat. Check myspace, there are about 800000000 of them.

Dumbasses (pt. 2):
speaking of myspace, if you're a guy with a shirtless picture, you can go fuck yourself in hell because i hate you.

Politics:
something smart people talk about to sound smarter than you.

Politics (pt. 2):
something dumb people holler about to get attention.

Hatred:
easily created by complainy people on the internet.

p.s. sorry about the language